Like an inverse sandwich…
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Archive for September, 2004
27
Sep
Breadfish
25
Sep
My Idea Of Gardening
Did some “gardening” today. I say “gardening” because I’m not renowned for gettin’ jiggy with mother nature. Waste of time.
Anyway, we bought loppers and trimmer and sec-ewe-ters the other day, so I “gardened”. I said to many a plant “I’m gonna start doing this…” {operates loppers in a menacing fashion} “And if you get in my way, it’s not my fault!”
The result is some… interestingly shaped shrubs.
We also bought some weed killer.
Now, let me describe “some” for you. It’s not a 300ml spary pack. Oh No. It’s a 5-litre pump pack.
This baby comes with a tiny hose and a little yellow spray nozzle. What you do, is raise the pump. and as you push the button on the nozzle, the pump drops, forcing out the liquid death with which to drown the weeds.
This liquid sprays in a fashion not unlike the way urine is expelled from the body. Coupled with the yellow nozzle, which fits comfortably in your hand, the operation is not dissimilar to urinating on the nasssty weeds.
At least, that’s how I did it.
I’m sure it looked very realistic to the neighbours across the street, who rushed their small children inside when I simulated a prostate problem, including hip thrusts and wiggles.
I even wrote my name.
23
Sep
Key Thingys
My car, like many, has a remote central locking thingy on the key.
Fine while it works.
When it doesn’t work, I must resort to using the old-fashioned method of “put the key in the lock, turn it, violas, Bob’s your unlocked car”
Fine while it works.
When it breaks too, I must resort to using the old-fashioned method of “Unlock the passenger door, reach across and unlock the rest of the car from the inside of the driver’s door, close the passenger door, walk around, get in the driver’s side, violas, Bob’s your unlocked car”
I eventually just replaced the battery in the key thingy. Lock’s still broke though.
22
Sep
Signs
Here is a list of warning signs that everyone should know.
Such as:
“Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.”
21
Sep
Baby vs Rhino: UPDATE
Merchandise is now available!
“In the wild, Babies and Rhinos are natural enemies and fight until their last drop of blood. Now, for the first time, you can own the shirt dedicated to the initial hostilities of these two deadly combatants. Frozen in the second before their eternal struggle, you can keep that moment forever.”
21
Sep
Pentrix
Pentrix is a site dedicated to pen tricks…. oooh now I get it.
Anyway, I can’t do any of them. Maybe I need a pen mod.
12
Sep
Give Us A Sign!
Found this on the way to my Mother-in-law’s:
You’ll have to excuse the size, I’m on my iPaq.
10
Sep
Congrats Gabe
One of my favourite websites has a new character. Gabriel Krahulik was born earlier today.
His evil army is but one step closer to completion.
