Legend of the Red Dragon
I decided I’d look around for a telne version of this classic BBS door game. I found one here, but I also found an open-source PHP based remake, called Legend of the Green Dragon.
Needless to say, it can be played right here :)
Early Days of Tech Support
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:
Tech Support: Fire help. Me Groog
Lorto: Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
Tech Support: You have tinder?
Lorto: Ugh
Tech Support: You have flint and stone?
Lorto: Ugh
Tech Support: You hit them together?
Lorto: Ugh
Tech Support: What happen?
Lorto: Fire not work. Tinder not catch fire.
Tech Support: (sigh) Make spark?
Lorto: Plenty spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
Tech Support: (sigh) You change rock?
Lorto: I change nothing
Tech Support: You sure?
Lorto: Me make one change. Tinder hot yesterday, so today me soak in
stream so not burn Lorto hand. Only small change, shouldn’t keep Lorto
from make fire.
*Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto’s cave*
*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*
Collected from here.
Happy Birthday
Kozaru is 3 today.


![[del.icio.us]](http://www.kozaru.net/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/delicious.png)
![[Digg]](http://www.kozaru.net/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/digg.png)
![[Google]](http://www.kozaru.net/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/google.png)
![[LinkedIn]](http://www.kozaru.net/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/linkedin.png)
![[StumbleUpon]](http://www.kozaru.net/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/stumbleupon.png)
![[Windows Live]](http://www.kozaru.net/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/windowslive.png)
![[Yahoo!]](http://www.kozaru.net/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/yahoo.png)
![[Email]](http://www.kozaru.net/wp-content/plugins/bookmarkify/email.png)




