2005 August archive at kozaru

Archive for August, 2005

20

Aug

Legend of the Red Dragon

By Michael 2 Comments

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I decided I’d look around for a telne version of this classic BBS door game. I found one here, but I also found an open-source PHP based remake, called Legend of the Green Dragon.
Needless to say, it can be played right here :)

18

Aug

Early Days of Tech Support

By Michael 1 Comment

Categories: General

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

Tech Support: Fire help. Me Groog

Lorto: Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

Tech Support: You have tinder?

Lorto: Ugh

Tech Support: You have flint and stone?

Lorto: Ugh

Tech Support: You hit them together?

Lorto: Ugh

Tech Support: What happen?

Lorto: Fire not work. Tinder not catch fire.

Tech Support: (sigh) Make spark?

Lorto: Plenty spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

Tech Support: (sigh) You change rock?

Lorto: I change nothing

Tech Support: You sure?

Lorto: Me make one change. Tinder hot yesterday, so today me soak in
stream so not burn Lorto hand. Only small change, shouldn’t keep Lorto
from make fire.

*Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto’s cave*

*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*

Collected from here.

01

Aug

Happy Birthday

By Michael 2 Comments

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Kozaru is 3 today.

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Once again, Giant V == Sleepytime [nemesisau]

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