Legend of the Red Dragon

August 20, 2005 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 2 Comments 

I decided I’d look around for a telne version of this classic BBS door game. I found one here, but I also found an open-source PHP based remake, called Legend of the Green Dragon.
Needless to say, it can be played right here :)

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Early Days of Tech Support

August 18, 2005 · Filed Under General · 1 Comment 

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

Tech Support: Fire help. Me Groog

Lorto: Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

Tech Support: You have tinder?

Lorto: Ugh

Tech Support: You have flint and stone?

Lorto: Ugh

Tech Support: You hit them together?

Lorto: Ugh

Tech Support: What happen?

Lorto: Fire not work. Tinder not catch fire.

Tech Support: (sigh) Make spark?

Lorto: Plenty spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

Tech Support: (sigh) You change rock?

Lorto: I change nothing

Tech Support: You sure?

Lorto: Me make one change. Tinder hot yesterday, so today me soak in
stream so not burn Lorto hand. Only small change, shouldn’t keep Lorto
from make fire.

*Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto’s cave*

*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*

Collected from here.

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Happy Birthday

August 1, 2005 · Filed Under Uncategorized · 2 Comments 

Kozaru is 3 today.

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