A Criminal Mind…
I have a head cold. Nothing real bad, but apparently I looked as bad as I felt yesterday cos I got sent home.
I stopped off at the chemist on the way to get some Demazin Repetabs. They’re 6 to a box, 12 hour formula, work out to about $1.15 each.
I needed photo ID.
Me: I neeb some debazid rebedabs
Assistant: Don’t think we have any, I’ll check.
{walks out back, turns in a circle, comes back}
A: Is it for you?
M: Yes id’s for be!
A: Have high blood pressure, heart medication?
M: Doe…
A: I’m gonna need some photo ID
{takes ID, consults pharmacist, the do the look-at-id-mutter-mutter-look-at-me-mutter-mutter-look-down thing a few times}
Comes back, hands over the stuff reeeeal slow-like.
They wrote down my name, presumably in case I start a speed factory using 6 demazin repetabs.
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I also thought you were a suspicious looking character. I now have heavily tatooed forearms, imagine what they would put me through.