A guide for everyone else.
After a recent movie day, and re-experience the wonder that is other people in public, I thought I’d compile this short list about actions that are apparently perfectly acceptable to take.
1. Bring a small child
It is perfectly acceptable to bring a small child to an M rated movie cos, well, you’re accompanying it, aren’t you? Bring them from home, borrow one, I think they sell them at the snack bar now.
Never mind the child understands nothing if it isn’t presented to it by The Wiggles and is followed up with a song about it that they happen to know. Constant “What does that mean? Who is that? Where’s the popcorn? Lalalalalala? Is that blood? Why is the man sitting next to me looking at me and growling?” is fine.
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